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A shoplifter was caught ……. trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. He said to the manager: “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say if I just buy the watch and we forget about it?” The manager agreed and wrote the sales slip. The thief looked at the slip and said: “This is a little more than I intended. Can you show me something less expensive?” |
d) Red handed
.“But why did you break into the same store three nights running?”- demanded the puzzled judge of the burglar standing before. “Well, Judge, it’s like this”, was the reply. ”I picked out a dress for my wife and had to change it twice”
On a rural road a state trooper stopped this farmer and said: ”Sir, do you realize that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf
4. Выберите наиболее подходящий заголовок к тексту:
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones” “But why?” – asked his wife. “Because Jones once cheated me in a horse deal”.
Employers. Believe. C) Replied.
D) Funeral. E) Grandmother’s.
7. Замените выделенные слова наиболее подходящими по смыслу:
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work “I have great news for you. Pretty soon we are going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile in his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said: “I am glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us”.
A) Very / shining / comes in May be / jumping / will come C) Very / jumping / will come
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